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Axolotl Murphy’s law

sillyaxolotls:

They will poop everywhere right after you clean the tank, babies especially. Then walk through it so it goes everywhere…
I hate you sometimes…

2 days ago
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secretlythedoctor:

Deadpool; Privet Eye

Deadpool is me

I also took the pictures, I used the timer setting.

(via fuckyesdeadpool)

3 days ago
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iamthegarebear:


witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

(Source: nostalgicpatter, via fame-is-greater-than-infinity)

1 week ago
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kaseysellingseashells:

queerwashing:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

image

(via fame-is-greater-than-infinity)

1 week ago
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archangel-abdiel:


etceteradotmind:

reconguista:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic."Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

did fucking hideo kojima design this system

They say reality is stranger than fiction but this would make for a great series.

I want an anime of this now.

archangel-abdiel:

etceteradotmind:

reconguista:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

did fucking hideo kojima design this system

They say reality is stranger than fiction but this would make for a great series.

I want an anime of this now.

(via fame-is-greater-than-infinity)

1 week ago
85,254 notes