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baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

(Source: simpsonz, via commonly-used-penis-jokes)

4 days ago
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my-wayward-shawn:

supnikita:

wancler-lust:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 


If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.


If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

this post turned out really weird

The most important thing is that there’s Slovenia on this map.

I’m on mobile, someone please upload the picture that shows Africa fitting almost everyone else inside.

my-wayward-shawn:

supnikita:

wancler-lust:

mattg124:

angrynerdyblogger:

straight-up-juggahos:

kendralynora:

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

image

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

this post turned out really weird

The most important thing is that there’s Slovenia on this map.

I’m on mobile, someone please upload the picture that shows Africa fitting almost everyone else inside.

(via greyhelm)

4 days ago
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The Winter Soldier’s middle finger can be converted into a bottle opener thanks to a soviet era scientist with an odd sense of humor and a drinking problem.
The Winter Soldier’s middle finger can be converted into a bottle opener thanks to a soviet era scientist with an odd sense of humor and a drinking problem.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons, via ireallylikemarvel)

4 days ago
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mr-egbutt:

the new X-men/Guardians of the Galaxy movie looks awesome

(via commonly-used-penis-jokes)

4 days ago
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vin diesel with fans at the london premiere of guardians of the galaxy

(Source: ircnpatriot, via im-deadpool-god-dammit)

4 days ago
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